No Toilet Paper

As seen previously with their Nirvana spoof, the Bidochons may not do anything by halves, all the same they remain excellent musicians who also happily master the art of pastiche. See for yourself: check this ultimate “Fabfouresque” video clip and humourously revamped lyrics of "Paperback Writer" — so realistic it sounds like speaking from experience. So what? Don't tell me you never found yourself in such a rock'n'roll situation at least once in your life! You're welcome to share your experience in the comments below.

Ey@el

Pas d'papier water

I gotta get out of here, it's smelling goat
I just can't use my whole press book
I'd love to leave these toilets
But there's no paper oh what can I do?

No toilet paper
No toilet paper

Oh sure, it's unhygienic and it leaves marks
And there's someone waiting at the door
I've a good mind to put my pants back on
Quite a challenge for soapers

No toilet paper
No toilet paper

I may be on the potty, still no jackpot for me
Short of paper, short of ideas
If only I had a postcard
Or some good comics so I could get the hell out of here

No toilet paper
No toilet paper

If that's what it takes, I shall sacrifice
My whole set of tube tickets
Unless I wipe myself on the plastered walls
But it's roughcast, it's sure gonna hurt

No toilet paper
No toilet paper

Original text by TITI WOLF translated from French by EY@EL
© La Pensine Mutine. All rights reserved. Reproduction prohibited.

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