The Laws of Cat Physics

1. Gravity:A cat may sometimes fall into heavy sleep.
2. Elastic collision: Water (even unholy) repels cats.
3. Pulling force:When a cat is high on valerian, it get its kicks.
4. Propulsion force: Cat paws are fitted with springs which enable them to jump up but not to slow down.

In truth, the cat is an aberration defying the laws of physics, nature and thermodynamics. [...] There are three types of cats: careless, careful, carefree.

The Laws of Cat Physics, Mendenhall

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