Your Chinese Horoscope for the Year of the Snake (2)

Snake: Just because you're embarking on a new cycle doesn't mean 

you should masquerade as the Ouroboros. You ain't no riddlesnake.

Goat: The good news is that no scapegoating will ever get your goat.
Goat this!

Dog: No more cute puppy antics. Bring out the wolf within. 

Bare some fangs and get some respect.

Pig: Don't go hog wild.
You don't want to be the piggy in the middle.

Tiger: Oh my, is global clowning responsible for this mess?

Rabbit: Bunny darling, you must have a tile loose. 

Don't you know Patriots are going down the rabbit hole?

NOTE: In theory, these horoscopes are pure fantasy. In effect, any self-fulfilling prediction would be totally coincidental.

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