Pizza Dangerous

Remember that Bidochons video clip spoofing both X-Files and Nirvana's "Rape Me" in which they ended up buried under tons of pizzas for trying to tell the world about the existence of alternative... crepes? Well, the brief report below, taken from French tabloid Le Parisien, may have sounded rather odd to them — that is if they saw it:

CHELLES (Paris suburbs)
Pizza deliveryman seeks to justify Jihadists

Chelles has a proud record of detaining a world champion. On Sunday evening, a pizza deliveryman, not expected to do anything but deliver pizzas, couldn't help but justify last Friday's appalling attacks in Paris and Saint-Denis. Upon opening her door, a customer expressed her deep emotion over the events to which, the 42-year old pizza man allegedly replied that “130 dead is not much. Our death toll in Syria is much heavier,” he said, adding that “This is the price for your policy in the Middle East.” The outraged customer filed a complaint and yesterday, the deliveryman was summoned to the police station and held in custody.

Le Parisien, 18/11/2015

At least, the point is clear now. Big Brother God forbid those who still can't see. And keep an eye on them!

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