Chinese Facebook for the Year of the Rooster (2)

Horse: Truth is you always have something funny to say but rarely ever sensible. Seriously, stop braying rubbish! Sheep: Easily worked up over the slightest thing, you're a total bundle of nerves. Watch out, you're treading a dangerous line! Monkey: You're getting your...

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Chinese Facebook for the Year of the Rooster (1)

Rat: You should know better than to hide behind the writings of others. Don't be such a bookworm, live your own story! Ox: Never mind which way the wind blows, you'll keep on withwhat's in your head. Stop looking the other way! Tiger: Behind that cold face of yours burns...

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The Year of the Phoenix

Don't get any big ideas,They're not gonna happen.You'll go to hellFor what your dirty mindIs thinking... "Nude", Radiohead (2007) Out go the Monkey's antics. Welcome to the Year of the Phoenix (or Fire Rooster) until 15th February 2018. To know what fate has in store for...

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Zero Shade of Grey

There is nothing worse than foundation to clog pores, cause pimples, and induce premature skin ageing. What with the toxic ingredients it often contains, the cheesecake effect when the weather's hot, the flaking at the end of the day, and the so unglamorous dubious coloured...

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The Elite's Worst Nightmare

You let one ant stand up against us and they might all stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one† and if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. Endnotes Except that for us, humans, more zeros need be added to that number for better accuracy...

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Say It Ain't So, Joe

As promised, a year later almost to the day, here is the famous hit by Murray Head everybody's heard of (at least in France). No coincidence either if I'm reposting this on the eve of the Mad Joker's inauguration. I wonder how Murray feels now since Brexit, he who claims that...

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Time Is Running Out

These ambiguous lyrics by Muse from ten years ago, in which, Matt Bellamy, still a little tentative at the time, was playing around with double meanings, never seemed so relevant than today. Yes, time is running out for both the Elites who are losing it and we who must...

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Epiphany Picture

No, you bunch of iconoclasts, Epiphany's not when Jesus wears his crown of thorns before getting nailed down to a wooden cross by the Romans, but rather when some schmucks pay a fortune for some puff pastry cake loaded with glyphosated gluten, refined sugar and saturated fats...

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2017: The Parting of the Worlds

In 2017, on Gaia also known the Earth, while a majority is tearing each another apart over what they perceive as seemingly the lesser evil of the two identical sides of a same rigged coin, a ludicrously tiny minority plays its trump cards in an ultimate bluff to take it all...

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The Year of the Swooping Evil

Common Sense is now officially dead, done and gone in a resounding chorus of indifference. No tribute paid, no obituary notice for the funerals. And beware all who would dare to recall the memory of him to the general public, all suffering from an engineered case of collective...

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